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Happy TGIF!

Posted on | March 1, 2013 | 9 Comments

OBAMA FOR POPE

WASHINGTON, DC (AP Feb 20,2013)– Sources close to the White House have learned that Barack Obama is planning to run for the office of Pope when the College of Cardinals convenes to elect a successor to ailing Benedict XVI at the end of this month.
Calling on the promise of Equality for All, Obama is said to firmly believe that the time has come for a non-Catholic to occupy the Vatican’s highest office.
Foreseeing a looming citizenship issue he states that he has discovered an Italian birth certificate that proves he was born in Rome before he was born in Kenya. “That Hawaiian birth certificate never has been worth what I paid for it anyway”, he noted.


Continuing, he concluded, “And there’s no way that a handful of cardinals could be more expensive to buy than 10 million voters in Michigan.”
Further questions should be directed to Obama’s Papal Campaign Manager, Abdul Azeem Khan.
Category: Humor

Comments

9 Responses to “Happy TGIF!”

  1. Chito Papa
    March 1st, 2013 @ 1:05 am

    That’s great. Obama can run for the Petrine Office.
    First, let him quit the U.S. office of the President.
    One does not need to be born in Rome to be pope. The only requirement is to be male baptized Catholic. He doesn’t even have to be a cardinal, bishop, priest nor a deacon. Just be a male baptized Catholic.
    Let him try to bribe 120 cardinals to vote for him.
    If he ever wins, I will quit being a Catholic. That will be the day, the gates of hell prevails on the church.
    It will never happen.

  2. Yoel
    March 1st, 2013 @ 1:18 am

    LOL

  3. Mission: Impossible
    March 1st, 2013 @ 1:33 am

    “…he was born in Rome, before he was born in Kenya…!!” lOLOL! Orly, love your sense of humor! 🙂

  4. John Gault
    March 1st, 2013 @ 4:20 am

    he also built the house he was born in, in both places.

  5. Hunk
    March 1st, 2013 @ 4:32 am

    God bless you, Orly, and keep being a thorn in that Weasels side!

  6. FedupwDC
    March 1st, 2013 @ 8:02 am

    Hilarious! He thinks he would look swell in those red Prada shoes! Gets all the boys excited!

  7. Linda Steaveson
    March 1st, 2013 @ 8:24 am

    I hope you don’t mind if I share this on facebook

  8. ELIAD
    March 1st, 2013 @ 11:40 am

    OBAMA IS THE POPE T RIGHT NOW

  9. dr_taitz@yahoo.com
    March 1st, 2013 @ 11:58 am

    😉

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