4 Responses to “FEDS: Muslim immigrant wanted to start a ‘sleeper cell’ for Islamic State in U.S.”

1. Danny Stewart
   February 23rd, 2017 @ 4:17 pm

   The guy is a bit late, obummer already put in place several dozen sleeper cells in the US.

2. Starlight
   February 23rd, 2017 @ 8:02 pm

   I found this in our local paper and it is
   hilarious, as a satire, from Canada.

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   Adopt a Terrorist: Too Good to Miss.
   The Canadians know how to handle
   complaints. Here is an example.

   A Canadian liberal female wrote
   a lot of letters to the Canadian
   government, complaining about the
   treatment of captive insurgents,
   (terrorists) being held in
   Afghanistan National Correctional
   System facilities. She demanded a
   response to her letter.

   She received back the following reply:

   National Defense Headquarters M
   Gen George R. Pearkes Bldg.15 NT
   101 Colonel By Drive Ottawa, ON
   KIA OK2 Canada

   Dear Concerned Citizen,

   Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.

   Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa.

   You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense, to be
   called ‘Liberals Adopt Responsibility for Killers’ Program,or L.A.R.K. for short.

   In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and to place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself, around the country, under those citizens’ personal care.

   Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard, to your residence in Toronto, next Monday.

   Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to
   know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.

   Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent,we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his ‘attitudinal problem’ will help him overcome those character flaws.

   Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counseling and home schooling; however,we strongly recommend that you hire assistant caretakers.

   Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbors, or relatives,about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him.

   He i also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices,from common household products, so you may wish to keep
   those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him.

   Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or
   nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills, either in your home, or wherever you choose to take him while
   helping him to adjust to life in our country.

   Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters, except sexually, since he views females as a form of property,thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands.
   This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.

   You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend
   as appropriate attire. I’m sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka, over time. Just remember that it is all part
   of ‘respecting his culture and religious beliefs’ as described in your letter.

   You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter
   while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.

   Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folkslike you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.

   Cordially,
   Gordon O’Connor
   Minister of National Defense

3. Dave and Vita
   February 24th, 2017 @ 4:50 am

   Thank you Starlight! This is the best site ever!
   Dave

4. Starlight
   February 24th, 2017 @ 7:53 am

   I went into hysterical laughter while reading this letter. I am inclined to think it is actually a true response to a bleeding heart liberal female.

   I’d love to know what happened next.

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