President Obama creates a safe space in the White House Press Room
Posted on | November 28, 2015 | 7 Comments
President Obama creates a safe space in the White House Press Room
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Obama: Do not acknowledge terrorism, or they win
Speaking from the White House Press Room, the President gave an example of the Eagles of Death Metal, an American rock band whose concert in Paris became a scene of a bloody terrorist attack earlier this month. “Those folks should have kept playing,” he said. “When they stopped playing and ran for their lives, the terrorists won. I am encouraging all citizens: if you see anything suspicious, just ignore it and keep doing what you’re doing, or the terrorists will have won.”
Taking his point further, President Obama presented his new plan to combat terrorism. “What we are determined to do is to create a safe space – right here in the White House Press Room – where we are free from the tyranny of offensive ideas, facts, and actions. So from now on, no more questions about politics, ISIS, or Donald Trump. None of that stuff. We can talk about basketball, nutrition, or beer. I’ve got some some new jokes too, if you want to hear them.”
An awkward silence that followed was interrupted by a question from the back of the room about intelligence reports concerning the Mali bombings.
President Obama responded to it by placing his index fingers in his ears and humming loudly, saying he couldn’t hear anything due to the loud noise he was making. He then stopped abruptly and invited everyone in the room to try it and see how easy it is not to hear anything.
The President then ended the press conference by saying that there was a group of random protesters outside the White House and he couldn’t wait to usher them in and meet their demands.
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November 28th, 2015 @ 12:37 pm
If this is a serious post , then Obama needs to put into a mental hospital
November 28th, 2015 @ 1:07 pm
Dear Orly,
I expect it was meant as a joke, but it is absolutely true in this new insane world that usurper-obama has created, and the insane world which our cowardly congress and un-supreme court will do nothing to rectify.
God bless Donald Trump and keep him safe, as he seems to be the only hope to get our country back from where evil-usurper-obama has taken it.
—
Paula Hoehn
P.S. To Val-Jar-head in the un-White House, as you read this, I hope you do not have a nice day.
November 28th, 2015 @ 1:52 pm
Holy smoke …………
Obama has a “Muslim Free Zone” in the White House?
November 28th, 2015 @ 1:56 pm
That’s funny, not too far fetched, but it’s a made-up story, right?
If it were real, time for the lab coats.
The photo is made up, it’s probably not Mr. O’s body, the ring is missing, so is the lapel pin.
Right? It’s hard to believe anything anymore.
November 28th, 2015 @ 3:32 pm
Even for the idiot in the White House that seems hard to believe. That must be some kind of satire website……..right?
November 28th, 2015 @ 5:06 pm
it’s a joke
November 28th, 2015 @ 5:37 pm
I knew it!