from People’s Cube: The Umbrella Platoon of the U.S. Marines comes to Obama’s rescue. There are priorities in life: who needs to send marines to the dying U.S. Ambassador and staff in Benghazi, there are more important things to do, like hold the umbrella for the criminal usurper Obama
Posted on | May 16, 2013 | 1 Comment
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Return of the Personal Umbrella Handler (P.U.H.)
Made famous by P. Diddy in 2002, the Personal Umbrella Handler (P.U.H.) was evidence of any celebrity’s A-List status. The P.U.H. has made a triumphant return today in the Rose Garden, as U.S. Marines volunteered to make the ultimate sacrifice, and got wet just to hold President Obama’s umbrella.
The U.S. Marine Corps (pronounced “corpse”) are a highly-trained and specialized branch of the armed forces. While their skillset largely consists of fighting dangerous battles in desert warzones, they can also be versatile enough to hold any executive’s umbrella in a garden. But no one is perfect, so perhaps the Marines could get some tips from Fonzworth Bentley, Diddy’s original P.U.H.
Celebrities who do not need a P.U.H.:
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May 17th, 2013 @ 7:39 am
And you know of course that the first Bush did the exact same thing right? But he’s a patriot, so of course it wasn’t a problem for him right?